Shane sick and dying?

**Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:42 pm**

These rumours have been going since 1977

**Sat Feb 11, 2006 3:41 pm**

Shane will see 2077. for sure...someone wanna bet with booze supply?

**Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:01 am**

no. he cant die.

**Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:53 am**

IrishRover wrote:Irish Rover would be noice
Waltzing Matilda has noice tune for a funeral...
Nagh,he won't sing any...Shane's immortal

Not if ye sing that godawful version of Waltzing Mathilda that is usually droned out...... sounds like, and IS an old British Army recruiting tune..... the song was originally set to a tune known here in Oz (by the cognoscenti of course :wink:

) as 'The Queensland Version'...a FAR nicer tune...I may record it and mp3 it to ye meself.....

**Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:00 am**

body-of-an-american wrote:no. he cant die.

Ahem..... Are we all watching the blackboard?
A. If it bleeds we can kill it.(Or, less menacingly, it is capable of dying)
B. Shane bleeds (possibly 110%proof alkymohol), and is thus subject to theorem A (see above)..therefore....
C. Shane CAN in fact, be said, with some degree of certainty to be GOING to die, at some point. Q.E.D
D. May it be many a year coming, as his likes'll not be seen again.

**Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:31 am**

Fintan wrote:
body-of-an-american wrote:no. he cant die.

Ahem..... Are we all watching the blackboard?
A. If it bleeds we can kill it.(Or, less menacingly, it is capable of dying)
B. Shane bleeds (possibly 110%proof alkymohol), and is thus subject to theorem A (see above)..therefore....
C. Shane CAN in fact, be said, with some degree of certainty to be GOING to die, at some point. Q.E.D
D. May it be many a year coming, as his likes'll not be seen again.

**Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:57 am**

And now fer my next trick..watch me pull a rabbit outta BodyOfAnAmerican....(Aww, Finny..that ould trick never works!)

**Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:57 am**

Fintan wrote:And now fer my next trick..watch me pull a rabbit outta BodyOfAnAmerican....(Aww, Finny..that ould trick never works!)

Are you talking about the song.....

**Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:58 am**

I dont like this topic, COZ I HAVENT MET HIM OR BEEN TO A CONCERT YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:32 pm**

body-of-an-american wrote:I dont like this topic, COZ I HAVENT MET HIM OR BEEN TO A CONCERT YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nor have I....yet. But haud yer wheesht, lassie. And if ye start getting uppity about topics just because they are offensively stupid then there is just NO point reading the Murdoch/Packer/Howard/Independent Thought-Control News..........and THEN where would ye be?................You'd be in the hospital, or infirmary...........'cause you could have a dose of the flu.....or even pleurisy......IF......ye did nae hae yer feet in yer wellies!

**Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:13 pm**

He said himself that the press have been telling him he's had six months to live for 20 years so I'll say give it six months.

**Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:04 am**

what are these stories

Shane is just starting...he just started to walk on the ultimate creative path of true punk rock,so...all in all...Shane's got loads of new masterpieces to write and sing and who knows how much more booze to drink!Slainte

**Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:14 am**

Shanes still alive ???????????????

**Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:17 am**

What about now?
Is he still alive ?

**Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:43 am**

Probably.

Shane sick and dying?

Yawn

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