Boogaloo

**Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:35 am**

Could you not give him mouth-to-pocket resuscitation? :shock:

**Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:36 am**

Surely only possible for a contortionist?

**Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:37 am**

shhhh I think thats what tired him out!!

Too many kisses!! is it possible?

MacRua - HELP he's asleep and wont wake up!!

Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!!!

**Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:38 am**

Here Walshy. Wave this bottle of Old Hornbuckle's Patent 120% Proof Reviver under his wee nose...

**Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:50 am**

MissWalshy wrote:MacRua - HELP he's asleep and wont wake up!!

Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!!!

He will wake again. When the time is right. When the world is in need of him...

**Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:54 am**

or i need manly kisses?

Fintan - the whiskey worked...

he said that my jeans are dirty! after 6 months I suppose they need a wash - but whos he to judge?? I said when was the last time you changed your trousers!! He said kssssssssssssssssk

**Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:54 am**

Shane quondam et Shane futuris...

**Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:56 am**

He says yer jeans are durty? Tell 'im to stop pissin' in yer pocket, hen. :wink:

**Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:58 am**

where else do you expect him to piss?

the thing is I don't hear his screams I only take him out on special occasions. in your case firehazard next Tues.

If you're lucky!

**Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:02 am**

MissWalshy wrote:...where else do you expect him to piss?

Don't those pockets even have facilities? :shock:

What? No amenities block? No spa and 'massage' parlour? :shock:

**Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:02 am**

Doesn't he have an empty bottle in there?

**Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:04 am**

firehazard wrote:Doesn't he have an empty bottle in there?

If you've a length of garden-hose we could set 'im up with a 'Texas Catheter'. I hear they're all the rage in the more fashionable pockets this year.

**Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:04 am**

no. how big do you think my pockets are?

Shane did have company a cupla months ago when I grew fond of Damien Dempsey. But he got chucked out and replaced with a paper and pen.

**Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:08 am**

MissWalshy wrote:Shane did have company a cupla months ago when I grew fond of Damien Dempsey. But he got chucked out and replaced with a paper and pen.

So at least our hero is able to get on with his creative work while in there.

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