Shane's death in 2005?
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Shane's death in 2005?
Mon Jan 10, 2005 11:41 pm
Anyone know what odds the bookies are giving on Shane's death this year?
- The Rebel
Tue Jan 11, 2005 12:40 am
Shane's never going to die. He's the kinda person we expect to die any minute, but lives to be ninenty.“An’ this is the last of Brummy,” he said, leaning on his spade and looking away over the tops of the ragged gums on the distant range.
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TheIrishRover - Scaramuccia
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 12:48 am
TheIrishRover wrote:Twenty-five to one.
Yeah, trying to forcast Shane's death is about as pointless as forcasting the Pope's...
On the Frank Skinner show, he said that he intended to outlive all his doubters - just to piss them off.
Is my cock big enough
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star?
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star?
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ShanesTeeth - Pulcinella
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 8:32 am
Long live Shane and let all the feckers forecasting his death die!
It was on the 23rd of June
As I lay blasted in my room
A small bird sang on an ivy branch
And the song they sang was the "Jug of Punch"
As I lay blasted in my room
A small bird sang on an ivy branch
And the song they sang was the "Jug of Punch"
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Paddy Rollingstone - Il Dottore
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:13 pm
I second Paddy's motion!
“An’ this is the last of Brummy,” he said, leaning on his spade and looking away over the tops of the ragged gums on the distant range.
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TheIrishRover - Scaramuccia
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 10:47 pm
Some bookies do actually give odds on celebrity deaths...
Is my cock big enough
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star?
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star?
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ShanesTeeth - Pulcinella
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Wed Jan 12, 2005 8:41 am
Fuck em
It was on the 23rd of June
As I lay blasted in my room
A small bird sang on an ivy branch
And the song they sang was the "Jug of Punch"
As I lay blasted in my room
A small bird sang on an ivy branch
And the song they sang was the "Jug of Punch"
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Paddy Rollingstone - Il Dottore
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Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:33 am
kufen wrote:Some bookies do actually give odds on celebrity deaths...
Elvis to be proved still alive at 1,000/1
That's a much better thing to bet on.....
It was on the 23rd of June
As I lay blasted in my room
A small bird sang on an ivy branch
And the song they sang was the "Jug of Punch"
As I lay blasted in my room
A small bird sang on an ivy branch
And the song they sang was the "Jug of Punch"
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Paddy Rollingstone - Il Dottore
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Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:16 am
Reckon that the papers have already written Shane's obituray and have kept it on file (updating it from time to time) like they supposedly did with the Queen Mother, Bob Hope, Ronald Regan, etc.?
Is my cock big enough
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star?
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star?
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ShanesTeeth - Pulcinella
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Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:50 am
GOD wrote:Shane's going to live to 150.
Thank you God, if you say so it makes me happy!
It was on the 23rd of June
As I lay blasted in my room
A small bird sang on an ivy branch
And the song they sang was the "Jug of Punch"
As I lay blasted in my room
A small bird sang on an ivy branch
And the song they sang was the "Jug of Punch"
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Paddy Rollingstone - Il Dottore
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- Joined: Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:24 am
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