Fintan wrote:Keep it up. It's a long, twisting road from there to over here beyond the smokestacks and the sulfur fumes. And worth every step it is too. Welcome to the Medusa.
Eric V wrote:And now you must buy Hell's Ditch, post a thousand posts, drink two bottles of whisky in one week, and .....well, at that point we'll tell you what to do next. Welcome!
Apachetear wrote:...unless Jack Daniels counts?
Fintan wrote:Apachetear wrote:...unless Jack Daniels counts?
Well, it qualifies as American Whisky being a Tennessee Bourbon. It'll do. But please to be remembering - ALWAYS indulge in binge drinking responsibly. Or something.
Apachetear wrote:Fintan wrote:Apachetear wrote:...unless Jack Daniels counts?
Well, it qualifies as American Whisky being a Tennessee Bourbon. It'll do. But please to be remembering - ALWAYS indulge in binge drinking responsibly. Or something.
That's like saying 'Put the hand grenade inside your liver and then stand well back'
Fintan wrote:*Mwuhuhuhuhuh* The clan swells, Brother V. Some our numbers shall be.... legion.
Eric V wrote:No really... its fine. Just don't pull the pin. That would be messy. As for Sambuca.... well THAT is like putting a timebomb in your skull and setting the timer for two hours and fooling yourself into thinking you have an amazing tolerance. Next thing you know you are a Brady Bunch volcano science project spewing the most interesting smelling lava imaginable. Not that I know from personal experience, but this is common knowledge. And then the time bomb goes off, and head injuries just bleed so much, and ...well... hurt. So. Whiskey.
Eric V wrote:Well I'm glad you didn't say our members are swelling, 'cuz that would just be wrong.
Eric V wrote:No really... its fine. Just don't pull the pin. That would be messy. As for Sambuca.... well THAT is like putting a timebomb in your skull and setting the timer for two hours and fooling yourself into thinking you have an amazing tolerance. Next thing you know you are a Brady Bunch volcano science project spewing the most interesting smelling lava imaginable. Not that I know from personal experience, but this is common knowledge. And then the time bomb goes off, and head injuries just bleed so much, and ...well... hurt. So. Whiskey.
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