Why is Shane wearing an eye patch?

[Scrapper]

At least it's better than wearing two. The question should be, why don't Shane have a wooden leg?

[meowhouse]

How do you know doesn't?

On second thought, I'd put money more on a hollow leg.

[DzM]

How do you know doesn't?

Because there is no parrot on his shoulder.

Eye Patch + Wooden Leg == Parrot on Shoulder

[Fionn MacCool]

Eye Patch + Wooden Leg == Parrot on Shoulder

PHPirate?

[meowhouse]

How do you know doesn't?

Because there is no parrot on his shoulder.

Maybe the parrot prefers to perch under one of his hats. Kind of like one of those drapes you'd put over a cage? That poor parrot is probably desperate for some peace and quiet.

[IrishRover]

lol oit made me thoink, what woiuld be the phrase that parroit oin Shaneo's shoiulder woiuld repeat all the toime?

[Sandyfromvancouver]

Yo ho ho and a bottle of . . .Tums?

[Scrapper]

How do you know doesn't?

I've been thinking about this for over a year now, and my answer is: I don't know.