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Post by Joel Summers Mon May 23, 2022 12:39 am

Why Are Washing Machines Funny? ''I dunno why are washing machines funny?''........they take the piss out of your underwear........

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Post by soulfinger Sat Mar 28, 2020 6:07 pm

A bloke on our street was taken into hospital with coronavirus. He was put on one of the new Dyson ventilators and it is reported that he's picking up nicely.

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Post by Frances Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:42 pm

Bono Vox:
http://www.lamebook.com/bomb-o/?fbclid= ... gSRLwUFeXI

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Post by Fr. McGreer Fri Mar 20, 2020 9:42 pm

soulfinger wrote:A teacher decides to use the Coronavirus theme in an English lesson and asks for pupils to give her a sentence using the word contagious.

Little Johnny offers - "my dad's got a decorator in to paint our kitchen and he says it's take the cunt ages".


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Just because i can't spell armaghgeddon........ It's not the end of the world :roll:

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Post by soulfinger Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:40 pm

A teacher decides to use the Coronavirus theme in an English lesson and asks for pupils to give her a sentence using the word contagious.

Little Johnny offers - "my dad's got a decorator in to paint our kitchen and he says it's take the cunt ages".

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Post by Low D Fri Mar 13, 2020 9:29 pm

Canada's PM is quarantined and his spouse has COVID-19, Tom Hanks has it too. Latest news is that John Travolta is sick but they think it's just Saturday Night Fever!

I'll get my coat...

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Post by Frances Mon Nov 19, 2018 1:09 am

Trump sandwich: bologna on white bread with Russian dressing, little pickle.and a splash of lemonade.

Disgusting.

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Post by Wayne Kerr Sat Nov 17, 2018 10:30 am

Teresa May, no punchline required!

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Post by Low D Sat Nov 17, 2018 4:42 am

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Post by Low-ish D Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:51 am

Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A: A tattoo.

(As told by dobro player Jerry Douglas)

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Post by Wayne Kerr Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:12 am

What's the difference between a snake and a DJ by the side of the road?The snake is in its way to a gig.

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Post by Ciderman Mon Dec 25, 2017 3:46 am

Fr. McGreer wrote:
Ciderman wrote:Why do scuba divers fall out the boat backwards?


Come on, put us out of our misery..........


If they fell forward they'd fall back into the fucin boat ;-)

http://pogueslive.blogspot.co.uk/

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Post by Fr. McGreer Sun Dec 24, 2017 1:59 pm

Ciderman wrote:Why do scuba divers fall out the boat backwards?


Come on, put us out of our misery..........

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Post by Villajohn Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:44 am

I know,but it's the way i tell 'em! [thank you Frank Carson}

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Post by Low D Sun Dec 24, 2017 2:39 am

Villajohn wrote:Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field


That joke is corny.

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