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Post by CraigBatty Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:47 pm

MacRua wrote:Aha, and becoz tomorrow's with these universal relocators (i.e. WILL chairs), which will become symbols of prosperity (WEAL chairs)


Or is it because an improperly fitted UR can leave great sweaty nasty red 'weals' on yer tushy?

Post by MacRua Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:10 pm

Aha, and becoz tomorrow's with these universal relocators (i.e. WILL chairs), which will become symbols of prosperity (WEAL chairs)

Post by firehazard Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:54 pm

MacRua wrote:Hey, Boddy! Do you know why they call weel chairs "a weel chair"? Becoz these chairs temper one's will!


'Tis funny, I've never noticed that. :roll:

Post by IrishRover Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:06 pm

:lol:

Post by MacRua Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:59 am

Hey, Boddy! Do you know why they call weel chairs "a weel chair"? Becoz these chairs temper one's will!
And washing is for idlers who are too lazy to scratch...

Post by body-of-an-american Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:35 am

well you would have to get out of a weel chair, eg. toilet, shower

Post by CraigBatty Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:44 pm

Ahhh, DzM me auld tolchok, as 'real-life' hath become an odious, shite-eating, stinking vale of goimbín men and wasters, I've decided to take up a form of residence in here....pass the vodkey but leave out the knives will yez! *wink*

Post by DzM Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:38 pm

Fintan wrote:Stim-powered? Oooooo, 'ow seditious-like! 'Ere in Mega-City Oz-Block One, Chief Judge Howard's Thought Police dish out vast whacks o' laldy fer anyone caught in possession of 'stim', let alone self-administrating it in an attempt to bring on the 'warriors warp-spasm'.
Good lord.

Is this what happened to our dear old droogie Alex after he grew older and lost his fame? He started lurking Intarweb fora talking of the thought police and lashes of the lady?

Post by CraigBatty Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:31 pm

MacRua wrote:Just two corrections:
Grass-chopper
Stim-powered


Stim-powered? Oooooo, 'ow seditious-like! 'Ere in Mega-City Oz-Block One, Chief Judge Howard's Thought Police dish out vast whacks o' laldy fer anyone caught in possession of 'stim', let alone self-administrating it in an attempt to bring on the 'warriors warp-spasm'.

Post by MacRua Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:33 am

Just two corrections:
Grass-chopper
Stim-powered

Post by CraigBatty Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:27 am

MacRua wrote:Buy our latest thoroughly modified UR and get a pair of lovely telescopic crutches for free. Call now. Supply is limited...


Yes, but desire, Grasshopper, the desire for a steam-powered wheelychair with telescopic crutches (OH, LET'S JUST BE HONEST and admit it, we'll have to have scythes installed) with which to smite the unbeliever, ahhhh...... desire is limitless :wink:

Post by MacRua Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:18 am

Buy our latest thoroughly modified UR and get a pair of lovely telescopic crutches for free. Call now. Supply is limited...

Post by firehazard Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:16 am

MacRua wrote:And one can use crutches to reach something, which would normally be out of range, without leaving old haunt (aka wheelchair). Or as a remote when real remote has been lost somewhere. Or as a driving/connecting unit between universal relocator (UR, aka wheelchair) and some passing vehicle if UR's operator has run out of fuel...


...and to hit round the knees the hordes of inconsiderate people who think that because you're in a wheelchair they can walk all over you, push in front of you, block your way...
Another tip, by the way: don't use one of those collapsible crutches for doing any of this stuff. Because it will surely collapse on you.

Post by CraigBatty Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:58 am

Zackly! In FACT, they should retrofit ALL wheelchairs with crutches immediately if not sooner.

Post by MacRua Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:41 am

And one can use crutches to reach something, which would normally be out of range, without leaving old haunt (aka wheelchair). Or as a remote when real remote has been lost somewhere. Or as a driving/connecting unit between universal relocator (UR, aka wheelchair) and some passing vehicle if UR's operator has run out of fuel...

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